As a favor, we will assist using the I.D.I.O.T.S. Defensive Satellite System to paint your targets on the cruisers. These will appear on your HUD as yellow rotating dots, we hope you see and use them! Of course, the satellites could probably handle this whole invasion thing themselves, but, you know, they're expensive! Really reallly expensive!

We have gathered some basic intel on the invading armada. It appears the Spiroflipponoids do not believe in fighters. Instead, as they have done the previous 11 times, they have sent massive armys of giant space based cannons and cruisers.

Now, this is important! Listen Up!

We know these things have shields. You're going to have to wear them down because we simply cant afford to upgrade your ship with the latest weapons, sorry. We also don't seem to have the budget to actually supply you with fuel to launch your cannon.

Oh, did we mention the only way to destroy these cannons is with your cannon? Oh, I guess we skipped that part. That's ok though..

So, you're going to have to wear down their shields and then fly your ship directly over their cannon and collect some of that Negatively Charged Ionic Dark Matter fuel to power your cannon each time. Fire away!

The cruisers aren't so good though. Those should be pretty cut and dry. Oh except for that big mother that's at the tail of the armada. Good luck with that thing, you're going to need it!

Well, if your ready recruit, climb on board! Oh, and ignore that sign on the windshield, we fixed the nuclear reactor leak last week. We think...

Try not to blow up!